- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

Who does creatine? James Cornish

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

tea with milk?

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

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