- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

"Knock knock." "Come in."

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

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