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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

I had 99 problems Solved them all

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

A bar walks into a man

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

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