- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

Women's professional sports

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

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