- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

Why do black people eat Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because there is Protein in chicken and without protein their bodies would succumb to such diseases as Kwashiorkor and Cachexia.

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