- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

Poker? I barely even know her.

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

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