What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

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Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

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Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

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what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

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What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

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If you are reading this you are a nerd

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Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

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why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

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Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... *walks away*

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What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

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Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

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Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

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tea with milk?

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

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Who does creatine? James Cornish

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Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

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A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

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Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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