Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

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How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

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There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

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Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

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Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

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a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

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A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

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roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

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Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

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Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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