- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

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