Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

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whats white and sticky? a white stick

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

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