A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

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I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

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"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

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John lazzaro likes dick

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"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

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What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

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Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

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Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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You dork, seriously, the comment where I mentioned that I am married is like 60000 comments PAGES behind. What? Now you ashamed of losing your, I mean I can say that I am your first right? That I am going to stick my MANFLESH into your CHERRY AND POP IT RIGHT? JUST TRYING TO BE SUBTLE HERE! Seriously though, Your name is really Tifa? And you look a FUCKING HELL A LOT Like Tifa From Final Fantasy... You know, except she has gigantic feet and no lips and you know...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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