What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

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whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

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what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

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why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

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Lololol

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what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

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Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... *walks away*

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Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

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A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

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Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

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What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

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I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

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What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet, so he/she can put it down.

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kill yourself....with a cigarette

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Could not care less if he is jealous, too busy living it up, anyways thanks for notifying me, and guys, I know I could call up the office and tell you all that you wont get paid if you remain reading my comments, I might not be leading by example today, but I suggest you get back to work, as for the case whose name we do not reveal here, my part is done, yes I know, you can find it under cabinet C in my office, the thick file with the color pictures (the only one with color pictures) And that is why I am taking a break, now please get back to work, as I said I could just call down at every damn office room, but that would be unfair for those that are not on horsecrap network. Thanks people, keep the flag flying. Nero your overlord Fuck formalities, im not at work today.

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Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

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What did one penguin say to the other? Flippty-flop-dop-boop-de-bop. Jazzhands.

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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Two corns were decided to get married. In wedding, bridegroom can't find bride, so he asked a popcorn next to him, "Do you know where is the bride?" The popcorn answered, "I just change my hair style."

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Anti Joke

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