- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

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Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

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Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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