- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

Lololol

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

If you are reading this you are a nerd

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

kill yourself....with a cigarette

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