- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

If you are reading this you are a nerd

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

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Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

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