- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

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