- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

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autistic kids rock

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

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