- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Women's professional sports

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

jews

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

Nobody cares maddie!

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