- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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