What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

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Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

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whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

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knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

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Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

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if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

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What's green and red? A frog in a blender

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Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

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What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

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A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

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An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

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When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

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A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

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How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

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Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

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I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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