- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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