What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

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Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

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So a horse walks into a barn.

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

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why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

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What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

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What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

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what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

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Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

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Boy: Hey girl see these arms? They are just dying to be wrapped around you! She stabs him dead End of story

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Knock knock Who's there? Guess who. You have 4 options: A. Jeremy Stevens B. Donald Jefferson C. Richard Gillespie D. Paul Faggot Um A? Nope, the correct answer is D. Paul Faggot Oh hi Paul, come in.

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What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

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Uh... No? Listen, the other 2 people that bother using this "site" (excuse for one) would not give a damn, and if some world government are after us they wont find shit. What? If I said no you would hack this site? My mother can hack this site, thats what makes it so useful for us... SO PLEASE DO NOT TELL EEEEEEEEEVERYONE THAT MY MORALS AND SHIT ARE ALL CODES THAT NOBODY HAS THE BRAIN TO DECODE PLEASE <<<<<<<<< *Sarcasm detector goes off* Seriously though, nah, dont hack nor delete anything, I kinda like how I got some thumbs ups on the comment section where I shared about my mother finally dying and me feeling the world against me great etc blahblah, "Erica" and "Wizard" thumbed those up and are now with us (seriously Wizard? Geek somebody?)

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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