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Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.