- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

tea with milk?

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

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