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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

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