- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

there once was a black man who played basketball

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

Roses are red, yup.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

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