- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't get it

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What long black and tasty? Licorice

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

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