- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

How do you get a black man down from a tree? Cut the rope!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 9,405 licks (this may not be reliable I lost count since I kinda just bit it)

Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No. Neither has he.

Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? If you're lucky some of his or hair will have fallen out and be left on the keyboard as evidence.

a man was shot.... he died

Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

blargen fa-diddle nachen!

Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

Why did John get hard? He froze to death

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

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