- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

Yo mama so fat, she gonna die soon.

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

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why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

Why was Joseph Kony at a primary school ? It was 3 o'clock and his children had just finished a long hard day learning to read and right and it was his turn to pick them up after him and misses Kony developed a schedule one late night after the odd glass of wine or two.

My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

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