Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

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How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

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Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

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What kind of drugs should you take when you are too stressed? Fabulous secret magic drugs, makes all your problems go away... TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! Warning: When you take drugs, you are taking a very big DRUG.

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why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

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What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

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What did the man say to his wife before she made him a sandwhich? Do your job and make me a sandwhich.

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Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

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why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

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Knock knock Who's there? *silence* WHO'S THERE? *silence* -Looks out window- Slenderman

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Useful Information: *2+2=5 *4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

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See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

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What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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