How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

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A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

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If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

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if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

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What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

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Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

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how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A miracle

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Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

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Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

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Why did the black man laugh at my joke? k.

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what smells like tuna? my underwear

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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