Women's rights

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

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What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

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a. why? b. because I wanted

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

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what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

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Steve Jobs is alive.

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What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

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Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

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I Have a Black Friend

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What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

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Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

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A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

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Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

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A dancer walks into a barre

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how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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