- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Women.

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

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