- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??