- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

An Irishman walked out of a bar

why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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