Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

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A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

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So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

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What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

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What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

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What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

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Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

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Anti Joke

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