- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between your garage and mine? A pile of dead babies.

im a policeman the car infront of me had a foot hanging out of the trunk. i pulled him over. i closed the trunk and proceeded to inform him of the dangers of open trunks.

Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

your mom.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

No antijoke here.

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

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