- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

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