- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

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How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

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