What's the difference between an Asian bookkeeper and a Jewish dog? This isn't a joke, it's an assignment for school, I need to write a 3 page paper on this. Any ideas?

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Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

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When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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*Click* "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

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If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

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Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

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What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

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Knock Knock Who's there

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WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

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What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

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Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

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Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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