The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

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What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

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What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

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What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

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whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

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I'm called the! no i wish am I left

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What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

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I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

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Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

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A man went skydiving and tragically died.

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Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

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69.

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

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whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

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What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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