- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

every knight i see an owl at window

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

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