- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

Im taking a shit right now.

What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

A man said to another man," you are so stupid you climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side." The second man said," well you were on this side of the wall and I'm going to kick your ass." The second man had been drinking that night.

What do you call a black man in a hole? "sir". He is A colnel in the US marines fighting for his country in a pivotal battle to maintain american interests in other countries.

Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

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