- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

Im taking a shit right now.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

Knock Knock Who's there

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

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