- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

Knock Knock Who's there

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

A man said to another man," you are so stupid you climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side." The second man said," well you were on this side of the wall and I'm going to kick your ass." The second man had been drinking that night.

What do you call a black man in a hole? "sir". He is A colnel in the US marines fighting for his country in a pivotal battle to maintain american interests in other countries.

What's the difference between an Asian bookkeeper and a Jewish dog? This isn't a joke, it's an assignment for school, I need to write a 3 page paper on this. Any ideas?

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

Im taking a shit right now.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

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