- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

what is red white and blue? the french flag

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

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