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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

what is red white and blue? the french flag

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

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