What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

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What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

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What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

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Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

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Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

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Knock Knock. There was no answer.

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What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

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What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

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how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

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Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

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a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

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Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent. 3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker. 4. After 18 holes I can barely walk. 5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip. 6. Lift your head and spread your legs. 7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired. 8. Just turn your back and drop it. 9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls. 10. Damn, I missed the hole again.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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