An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

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What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

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Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

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Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

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A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

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Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

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Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

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I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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