- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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