What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

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Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

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How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

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What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

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Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

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Chuck Norris.

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Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

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A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

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Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

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Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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