- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

A bar walks into a man

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

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