- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In a joke book: So a man walks into a bar. Suddenlly the universe around the author crack. Unable to sustain the infinite potential of punchlines, the author tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

What is better than life? Nothing.

why did dicks dicks the dicks dicks? because you're gay and dicks

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

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