Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

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How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

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my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

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What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

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What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

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What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

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What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

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A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

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Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

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What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

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how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

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Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

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A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

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What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

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What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

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If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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