- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

Killing your friend as a joke.

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

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