- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

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