Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

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Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

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Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

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Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

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KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

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When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

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An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

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Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

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whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

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What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

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a man dyslexic into bar walks a

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How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

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What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

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Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

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What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

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A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

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An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

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-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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