- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky A stick

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

So a man walks into a bar, right?

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

What's red and can sing? Elmo

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

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