- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

guess what? bannanas

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

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