- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

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