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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

Im taking a shit right now.

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

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