- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

who is really lanky? james cornish

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

Knock Knock Who's there

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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