- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

roses are red violets are blue they really are

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

Latvia isn't a joke

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

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