Why could susan not get up? Because her limbs were hacked off by a African militia group.

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

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What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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TOP KEK

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

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your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

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What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

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Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

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Whats cold and frozen? ice

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Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

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A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

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Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

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if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

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How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

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Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

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Why are white people white? I don't know

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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