- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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